an unusual name for a band

- What's a 7 letter word with three "u"s in it?
- I don't know, but it must be unusual... so what's your band called, then?
- "Haddocks' Eyes"
- That's an unusual name for a band!
- No, that's its name. It's called "Haddock's Eyes", its name is "An unusual name for a band". Ask our manager...
(#1 James Thurber. Extra points for #2)
~ Friday, December 25 ~
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peciacake:

What a present this would have made - butterfly merkin
Any suggestions on a suitable one for us mere men?

Nice to see that word again. Like furbelow…
How about a Toucan? (I hesitate to say it, but do not desist, toucan play at that game)

peciacake:

What a present this would have made - butterfly merkin

Any suggestions on a suitable one for us mere men?

Nice to see that word again. Like furbelow…

How about a Toucan? (I hesitate to say it, but do not desist, toucan play at that game)

Tags: merkin
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rrrick:

hookersorcake:

I work for a large international consortium that comes up with, and then patents the next big thing.
The company is called TNBT - THE NEXT BIG THING Well we were having our daily brainstorming session today at Applebees and I came up with… Well lets just say JR & Brent are on their way to China right f-ing now! The whole thing just came together. Our Dynamite wonton taco shrimp tower appetizers had just come out. And we had ordered another round of AppleBeeTini’s when we saw this group of cops tasering an elderly lady in the parking lot. I said, “I bet when a cop is tasering a pregnant lady and her baby won’t stop kicking and resisting arrest and shit. I bet you that cop sure wishes that he could taser that little unborn baby.” Well you coulda heard a miniature rabbit fart. Brent, Mike, Lil Randy & JR just looked at me. “Holy Shit” I whispered. Well don’t you know 3 hours later we were coming out of that adult emporium over on Grande St and Lil Randy was booking airplane tickets and JR was yellin on the phone “THIS IS THE ONE!” Gawldamn! I aint ever been soo excited. Its like you work your butt of, day in and day out and then one day the Lord himself just rides down and kisses ya smack on the lips! Hallelujah! Glory be to God!

Hookersorcake has a special way of starting my day off right.

rrrick:

hookersorcake:

I work for a large international consortium that comes up with, and then patents the next big thing.

The company is called TNBT - THE NEXT BIG THING

Well we were having our daily brainstorming session today at Applebees and I came up with… Well lets just say JR & Brent are on their way to China right f-ing now!

The whole thing just came together. Our Dynamite wonton taco shrimp tower appetizers had just come out. And we had ordered another round of AppleBeeTini’s when we saw this group of cops tasering an elderly lady in the parking lot. I said, “I bet when a cop is tasering a pregnant lady and her baby won’t stop kicking and resisting arrest and shit. I bet you that cop sure wishes that he could taser that little unborn baby.” Well you coulda heard a miniature rabbit fart. Brent, Mike, Lil Randy & JR just looked at me. “Holy Shit” I whispered. Well don’t you know 3 hours later we were coming out of that adult emporium over on Grande St and Lil Randy was booking airplane tickets and JR was yellin on the phone “THIS IS THE ONE!” Gawldamn! I aint ever been soo excited. Its like you work your butt of, day in and day out and then one day the Lord himself just rides down and kisses ya smack on the lips! Hallelujah! Glory be to God!

Hookersorcake has a special way of starting my day off right.

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seasidefinds:

kavalierandclay:

_______ is the new ______

seasidefinds:

kavalierandclay:

_______ is the new ______

Tags: x is the new y
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nickdrake:

Milla Jovovich

nickdrake:

Milla Jovovich

Tags: milla jovovich
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~ Thursday, December 24 ~
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(via roisindubh)
Tags: dandelion
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(via justjori)

(via justjori)

Tags: nature photography macrophotography twigs raindrops
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konantheugly:

(via steadyeddie)

So many great things about this movie; I just love John Goodman’s rants - he’s such an under-rated actor

konantheugly:

(via steadyeddie)

So many great things about this movie; I just love John Goodman’s rants - he’s such an under-rated actor

Tags: john goodman, coen brothers jeff bridges steve buscemi the big lebowski
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nickdrake:

Catherine Zeta-Jones

nickdrake:

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Tags: catherine zeta-jones
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roisindubh:

“Making Wishes”

Another dandelion for the collection… tks @roisindubh

roisindubh:

“Making Wishes”

Another dandelion for the collection… tks @roisindubh

Tags: dandelion
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nickdrake:

Tom Waits

nickdrake:

Tom Waits

Tags: tom waits
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dangel799:

(via whisperingwillow)

Tks, Dangel799, another one for the collection!

dangel799:

(via whisperingwillow)

Tks, Dangel799, another one for the collection!

Tags: dandelion
~ Wednesday, December 23 ~
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emmeffe:

le Marche - passeggiando in bicicletta (via gigi 62)

emmeffe:

le Marche - passeggiando in bicicletta (via gigi 62)

Tags: photography landscape peaceful
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llbwwb:

All is peaceful and well.

llbwwb:

All is peaceful and well.

Tags: peace serenity lake
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~ Tuesday, December 22 ~
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imall4frogs:

i12bent:

In this queer fashion we can also celebrate the birthday of Frank Zappa, a unique musical genius who left us far too soon:
Frank Zappa, Dec. 21, 1940 - 1993 (prostate cancer)
Photo: Musician Frank Zappa (R) w. parents: Francis and Rosemary in Frank’s home, Los Angeles, CA, US - 1970
Dig that colour on Zapp’s walls!
Photographer: John Olson

imall4frogs:

i12bent:

In this queer fashion we can also celebrate the birthday of Frank Zappa, a unique musical genius who left us far too soon:

Frank Zappa, Dec. 21, 1940 - 1993 (prostate cancer)

Photo: Musician Frank Zappa (R) w. parents: Francis and Rosemary in Frank’s home, Los Angeles, CA, US - 1970

Dig that colour on Zapp’s walls!

Photographer: John Olson

Tags: frank zappa
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