an unusual name for a band

- What's a 7 letter word with three "u"s in it?
- I don't know, but it must be unusual... so what's your band called, then?
- "Haddocks' Eyes"
- That's an unusual name for a band!
- No, that's its name. It's called "Haddock's Eyes", its name is "An unusual name for a band". Ask our manager...
(#1 James Thurber. Extra points for #2)
~ Friday, December 18 ~
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There was a young woman of Natchez Whose bathers were always in patches To comments in blogs On the state of her togs She replied “When ah itches, ah scratches” frenchtwist: I itch, therefore I scratch.

There was a young woman of Natchez

Whose bathers were always in patches

To comments in blogs

On the state of her togs

She replied “When ah itches, ah scratches”

frenchtwist:

I itch, therefore I scratch.

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