- What's a 7 letter word with three "u"s in it?
- I don't know, but it must be unusual... so what's your band called, then?
- "Haddocks' Eyes"
- That's an unusual name for a band!
- No, that's its name. It's
called "Haddock's Eyes", its
name is "An unusual name for a band". Ask our
manager...
(#1 James Thurber. Extra points for
#2)
